location: somerville - thus giving you a place to stay on the other side of the river
height: i'm just over the cutoff that classifies one as a midgit - if only i could shrink an inch, we could get that handicap parking sticker and not have to spend a half hour searching davis...
hair (color and style): dark brown, big old gay mullet.
eyes: on my face
piercings/tattoos: lets play find the tattoos...
others: 1) where would we go on dates? to the zoo, mini golf, the mall, anywhere you'd drive us to. 2) who is your favorite artist? my best friend from HS 3) do you drink/smoke? now that i'm old enough to buy my own smokes its not as much fun, so i'm gonna drink more. 4) do you like the rain? warm rain is ideal, its fun to dance in 5) if so, would you play in it with me? only if we were playing monopoly and i could be the shoe 6) do you like movies? onle if we can hold hands 7) if so, would you stay up and watch them with me all night? i'd even bring the popcorn 8) could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? but of course 9) would you kiss my neck? anywhere you'd like babe. 10) do you play any sports? huge fan of water sports 11) if so, what? marco polo 12) would you call me right after we saw eachother? just to hear your sweet sweet voice. 13) how would you rate your kisses from 1-10? well when i used to practice with the mirror... i was an 11. 14) favorite body part on you? i prefer your bodies parts.... 15) what would you say is the best thing about yourself? that i'm needy and have an addictive personality 16) do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)?: cunt. 17) would you give me a kiss just because? just because is the best reason 18) would you sleep in the same bed as me? and your gf(s) 19) would you take me home to meet your parents? you have already drank with my mum 20) would you have sex with me? twice, twice an hour. 21) if so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? last week 22) would you tell your friends we had sex? all the details with diagrams and videos. i may even post it online. 23) would you let me touch you wherever? wherever, whenever baby. 24) how smart are you? i can spell better than this application.... 25) do you have a specific body type you lyk? yours. or your gf. or both of you rolling around together. 26) if so wut is it? (fat, skinny, chubby, athletic, etc)? the type with a vagina 27) what would you do if i cried? slap you across the face and tell you to cut it out. there's no cryin in dating. 28) if i were 2 ask you out, what would you say? hot damn! 29) would you makeout with me? i'd be more likely to sleep with you 30) if we got to the point in the relationship whre i told you i loved you, what would you say? nothing, i'd be out of breathe from running so hard the other way... 31) would you ever cheat on me? only on days ending in "y" 32) would you ever trust me? probaby not 33) would you ever lie to me? everyday, twice a day. 34) do you consider yourself to be cute, fine, ugly, average, sexy, etc...? i consider you hott (two t's!) thats all that matters, right?
you, me, some icing.... lets play. think about it.
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age: 18, dont worry, i'm legal
location: somerville - thus giving you a place to stay on the other side of the river
height: i'm just over the cutoff that classifies one as a midgit - if only i could shrink an inch, we could get that handicap parking sticker and not have to spend a half hour searching davis...
hair (color and style): dark brown, big old gay mullet.
eyes: on my face
piercings/tattoos: lets play find the tattoos...
others:
1) where would we go on dates? to the zoo, mini golf, the mall, anywhere you'd drive us to.
2) who is your favorite artist? my best friend from HS
3) do you drink/smoke? now that i'm old enough to buy my own smokes its not as much fun, so i'm gonna drink more.
4) do you like the rain? warm rain is ideal, its fun to dance in
5) if so, would you play in it with me? only if we were playing monopoly and i could be the shoe
6) do you like movies? onle if we can hold hands
7) if so, would you stay up and watch them with me all night? i'd even bring the popcorn
8) could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? but of course
9) would you kiss my neck? anywhere you'd like babe.
10) do you play any sports? huge fan of water sports
11) if so, what? marco polo
12) would you call me right after we saw eachother? just to hear your sweet sweet voice.
13) how would you rate your kisses from 1-10? well when i used to practice with the mirror... i was an 11.
14) favorite body part on you? i prefer your bodies parts....
15) what would you say is the best thing about yourself? that i'm needy and have an addictive personality
16) do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)?: cunt.
17) would you give me a kiss just because? just because is the best reason
18) would you sleep in the same bed as me? and your gf(s)
19) would you take me home to meet your parents? you have already drank with my mum
20) would you have sex with me? twice, twice an hour.
21) if so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? last week
22) would you tell your friends we had sex? all the details with diagrams and videos. i may even post it online.
23) would you let me touch you wherever? wherever, whenever baby.
24) how smart are you? i can spell better than this application....
25) do you have a specific body type you lyk? yours. or your gf. or both of you rolling around together.
26) if so wut is it? (fat, skinny, chubby, athletic, etc)? the type with a vagina
27) what would you do if i cried? slap you across the face and tell you to cut it out. there's no cryin in dating.
28) if i were 2 ask you out, what would you say? hot damn!
29) would you makeout with me? i'd be more likely to sleep with you
30) if we got to the point in the relationship whre i told you i loved you, what would you say? nothing, i'd be out of breathe from running so hard the other way...
31) would you ever cheat on me? only on days ending in "y"
32) would you ever trust me? probaby not
33) would you ever lie to me? everyday, twice a day.
34) do you consider yourself to be cute, fine, ugly, average, sexy, etc...? i consider you hott (two t's!) thats all that matters, right?
you, me, some icing.... lets play. think about it.
ps, did you really name your cupcake liza? thats hot.
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